Spectator Statistics

Wednesday 17 August 2011

Tuesday 9 August 2011

Question: How Old Is Singapore?


~NeoVersion7 - National Day Parade 2011

This Year... I chose to draw an IMPROVED Version of my "National Day Parade 2010" Deviation...

HAPPY 46TH BORNDAY TO SINGAPORE!

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All Characters (c) Me (NeoVersion7)
BackGround (c) William Cho

Take It Easy!

Monday 1 August 2011

PLAY WITH YOUR "FUN BAGS"!



IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"
LET'S START WITH YOUR "BAGS"
THAT'S RIGHT! GRAB YOUR "BAGS"
IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"

HOLD UP YOUR "FLAG"
DON'T YOU FORGET
YOU CAN WAVE IT IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT
LET'S WAVE OUR "FLAGS"
WAVE! WAVE! WAVE!
LET'S WAVE OUR "FLAGS"

TAKE OUT YOUR "LIGHT STICK"
IT'S TWO OF A KIND (LOLWUT?)
IT'S "INTERACTIVE"
MEANS YOU CAN "JOIN"
JUST PRETEND
OH! OH! OH! IT'S A "DICK" OOOH!

YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO
AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO
YOU WANT TO WET
WET A TISSUE

I PISS "NEWATER"
AND YOU WANT TO DRINK
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE A BIT
I WANT YOUR "BISCUIT"
AND YOU WANT MY "SWEET"
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE THIS "TREAT"

WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
TIME FOR THE "FUN BAGS" SONG
WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
WE LIKE THE "FUN BAGS" SONG

LET'S START WITH YOUR "BAGS"
THAT'S RIGHT! GRAB YOUR "BAGS"
IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"

I PISS "NEWATER"
AND YOU WANT TO DRINK
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE A BIT
I WANT YOUR "BISCUIT"
AND YOU WANT MY "SWEET"
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE THIS "TREAT"

WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
TIME FOR THE "FUN BAGS" SONG
WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
WE LIKE THE "FUN BAGS" SONG

LET'S START WITH YOUR "BAGS"
THAT'S RIGHT! GRAB YOUR "BAGS"
IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"



(NOTE: May contain Innuendos)

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Parody (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

Sunday 31 July 2011

Oh? A New "Technique"?


~NeoVersion7 - YouTube Chorus - Hanaki 2011

I experimented with a new "Technique" in "Illustrator CS4"...

This is the Result...

It is a slight Improvement when compared to how I drew "Yuune Hanaki" before...

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"YouTube Chorus" Mascot Profiles: LINK

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Art (c) Me (NeoVersion7)
Yuune Hanaki (c) RinSakura

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Friday 1 July 2011

"NYAN SPY"? IN "COSFEST X"?!


~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - THE NYAN SPY


~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - Day 1


~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - Day 2


~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - The Back Attack


~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - THE NYAN CART


~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - The End


~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - The Graffiti Wall





I AM "THE NYAN SPY"!

IF YOU SAW THIS COSPLAYER DURING "COSFEST X"...

THEN YOU SAW ME!

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"NYAN SPY" Cosplay during "COSFEST X"...

Please let me know if you have seen more Photos of "NYAN SPY"...

I would like to see all of them too!

And let it be known that "THE NYAN SPY" was none other than ME! So do let your Friends and Family know!

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"Team Fortress 2" Spy (c) Valve Corporation
Nyan Cat (c) Chris Torres (PRguitarman)

Take It Easy!

Saturday 4 June 2011

My "Drawing Day 2011" Drawing...


~NeoVersion7 - Drawing Day 2011

June 4th of 2011 is in Singapore and this is my Contribution to "Drawing Day 2011"...

This Character is "Muza" (Myu-Za) and she is my "Muse"...

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Muza (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

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Wednesday 25 May 2011

LOLWUT? Did I Draw This?


~NeoVersion7 - Konjiki No Feo

It has been a looooooooong Time since I drew like THIS...

It took me a long Time to draw this and I still need more Practice...

Do you like it when I draw like this? Should I draw like this? Even if it costs me more Time to do so?

Drawn in "Macromedia Flash 8"...

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Feo (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

Thursday 5 May 2011

K... WHAT THE FUCK Singaporeans?

Today I saw that our "Father of Singapore", Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles, has less Facebook "Likes" than Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew.

I had it up to here with this election bullshit.

I get it that people have different ideologies when it comes to government. If you think a political party will do better than other political parties, so be it. If you think a political party is too smug and needs to be pushed into harder work by knowing that their position is not a given, I cannot argue with you. You unhappy your whatever too expensive, OK fine.

But what I cannot stand is how the elections have shown how horribly ungrateful and thankless Singaporeans are.

No matter what a shitty job a political party is doing now, it remains that a lot of their members have dedicated a big part of their lives to building everything we have today.

It is thanks to them that we are "The Number 1 Most Uncorrupted Country In The WORLD" (with Denmark and New Zealand LOL). We have absurd safety around the island (with Mother Nature's help LOL). Our children are all ensured, at the very least, some education.

So no matter how unhappy you are now, what's with the snide remarks, the insults, the twisting of a political party's words into evil connotations, the yelling during their rallies? Really? Politicalpartysmear? Childish! Just go vote for a political party lah talk so much for what?

Alright enough ranting about a political party versus other political parties. Whatever. Let's agree to disagree.

I'm now talking about Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew VERSUS Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles.

Yes yes he dedicated his whole life to building Singapore to where it is today.

But why should he deserve more Facebook Likes than Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles? I know, Facebook "Likes" don't mean anything. But I'm just IRRATIONALLY annoyed. Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles dedicated his life to building Singapore to where it is today, and this is the thanks he gets from Singaporeans?

That they'd rather pledge loyalty to some political party who has done something for Singapore?

From back in 1817, 194 freaking years ago when he looked like this:



He has founded our country...

He drew up what is now known as the Jackson Plan, and replanned the city according to recommendations of a committee headed by the colony's engineer, Phillip Jackson, which was a segregated plan, giving the best land to the Europeans, yet it was considered remarkably scientific for the time. And even though we are a minute country with no natural resources, he transformed us to one of the most bustling hubs of trade and activity in the world.

Think Singapore is multiethnic? Thank him, he wrote a specific regulation in the constitution which called for the multiethnic population of Singapore to remain as it is, and there shall be no crimes based on being a race, or racial situations would have been even worse.

When Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles was faced with politics, he finally turned back to the natural sciences. He gave a speech regarding the opening of a Malay college in Singapore that heavily involved his observations of his years in Southeast Asia and the importance of both the local and the European languages. Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles personally gave $2000 towards the effort. It worked.

He caused Singaporeans to learn English, which we are now using to criticise EVERYONE's every move.

And throughout his longest tenure in Singapore of only 8 months, he was considered the founder of Singapore nevertheless.

Today he is THIS old man:



If you are so old and your wife died would you still care about your colony's welfare?!

AND YET HOW DO YOU GUYS REPAY HIM?

I don't care how you vote or how you feel towards the government.

But you cannot deny Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles of his contribution to Singapore - So please, SHOW SOME RESPECT.

How shameful and hurtful is it for him to see that Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew has more support from Singaporeans than him?

Support our "Father of Singapore" by clicking LIKE on his Facebook page

Thank you Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles. I am proud to be a Singaporean today because of you.

P/S: Who am I voting for? I DUNNO LOL. But if I were in the Aljunied GRC, I'd vote for any political party because I believe anyone can do an awesome job and will continue to do so. Losing any minister will be a loss to our nation. But you do whatever you want.

P/S: I will delete any comment I want with no rhyme or reason because I only want to see whatever I want to see LOL.

UPDATE: Yes I know Facebook Likes are stupid and Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles's page isn't even official. I know he probably doesn't care about Facebook Likes. BUT. I just BUAY GUM WAN leh!

Why the fucking Facebook Posts all showing off as if this is some kind of WIN for whatever? Fuck please it's not even in Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew's Wikipedia page like a trophy (because no one has edited it yet LOL). You know what is BUAY GUM WAN?! 不甘願! 不爽 Let him even have this little victory which he may or may not deserve.

And now Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles still has less Likes than him, as it should not be. I am disappoint folks!

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(If you have not realised it by now, this is a parody of THIS. Problem?)



OH HI XIAXUE!

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Parody (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

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Friday 15 April 2011

"JOHN JONAH JAMESON JUNIOR" + "STOMP" = ???



"JOHN JONAH JAMESON JUNIOR" SHOULD POST ARTICLES ABOUT "SPIDERMAN" ON "STOMP"!

Lots of Singaporeans will agree with him...

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Comix (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

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Friday 1 April 2011

I CAUGHT NO (MAID) GRENADE!


"(MAID) GRENADE" LYRICS:

Easy hire, easy fire, that's the Life you make
Oh give, give, give it all but you never take
Should've known you was Trouble from the first Job
Had your Shoulders so free, why were they free?

Gave me all my Pay and I tossed away your Trash
I tossed away your Trash, I did
To give me all my Pay is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a Grenade for you
Throw my Hand on a Blade for you
I'd jump in front of a Train for you
I'm paid to do Anything for you

Ow Owww

I would go through all this Pain
Take a Bullet straight through my Brain
Yes I would die for you, Master
But you won't do the same

Owww Ow Ow Owww

Blue Black, Blue Black, Beat me til I'm numb
Tell my Boss I say, Hey, when you get back to where you're from
Rich Master, Spoilt Master, that's just what you are, Yeah
You'll smile in my Face as I clean the Windows of your Car

Gave me all my Pay and I tossed away your Trash
I tossed away your Trash, Yes I did
To give me all my Pay is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a Grenade for you
Throw my Hand on a Blade for you
I'd jump in front of a Train for you
I'm paid to do Anything for you

Ow Owww

I would go through all this Pain
Take a Bullet straight through my Brain
Yes I would die for you, Master
But you won't do the same

If my Body was on Fire
Oh you'd tell me I was so careless
You said you paid me, you're a Liar
Cause you never, ever, ever did, Master

But Master, I'd still catch a Grenade for you
Throw my Hand on a Blade for you
I'd jump in front of a Train for you
I'm paid to do Anything for you

Ow Owww

I would go through all this Pain
Take a Bullet straight through my Brain
Yes I would die for you, Master
But you won't do the same

No you won't do the same
You wouldn't do the same
Oh you never do the same
Owww Ow Ow Owww

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"Grenade" (c) Bruno Mars
Photo (c) STOMP
Parody (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!