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Friday 15 April 2011

"JOHN JONAH JAMESON JUNIOR" + "STOMP" = ???



"JOHN JONAH JAMESON JUNIOR" SHOULD POST ARTICLES ABOUT "SPIDERMAN" ON "STOMP"!

Lots of Singaporeans will agree with him...

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Comix (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

Friday 1 April 2011

I CAUGHT NO (MAID) GRENADE!


"(MAID) GRENADE" LYRICS:

Easy hire, easy fire, that's the Life you make
Oh give, give, give it all but you never take
Should've known you was Trouble from the first Job
Had your Shoulders so free, why were they free?

Gave me all my Pay and I tossed away your Trash
I tossed away your Trash, I did
To give me all my Pay is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a Grenade for you
Throw my Hand on a Blade for you
I'd jump in front of a Train for you
I'm paid to do Anything for you

Ow Owww

I would go through all this Pain
Take a Bullet straight through my Brain
Yes I would die for you, Master
But you won't do the same

Owww Ow Ow Owww

Blue Black, Blue Black, Beat me til I'm numb
Tell my Boss I say, Hey, when you get back to where you're from
Rich Master, Spoilt Master, that's just what you are, Yeah
You'll smile in my Face as I clean the Windows of your Car

Gave me all my Pay and I tossed away your Trash
I tossed away your Trash, Yes I did
To give me all my Pay is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a Grenade for you
Throw my Hand on a Blade for you
I'd jump in front of a Train for you
I'm paid to do Anything for you

Ow Owww

I would go through all this Pain
Take a Bullet straight through my Brain
Yes I would die for you, Master
But you won't do the same

If my Body was on Fire
Oh you'd tell me I was so careless
You said you paid me, you're a Liar
Cause you never, ever, ever did, Master

But Master, I'd still catch a Grenade for you
Throw my Hand on a Blade for you
I'd jump in front of a Train for you
I'm paid to do Anything for you

Ow Owww

I would go through all this Pain
Take a Bullet straight through my Brain
Yes I would die for you, Master
But you won't do the same

No you won't do the same
You wouldn't do the same
Oh you never do the same
Owww Ow Ow Owww

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"Grenade" (c) Bruno Mars
Photo (c) STOMP
Parody (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!