THE MATRIX (VERSION 7.0)

REJOICE! HAPPIVERSARY TO "YOUTUBE CHORUS"!

2011-08-17T00:00:00.003+08:00

I am "CP9Rokushiki"...

HAPPIVERSARY TO "YOUTUBE CHORUS"!

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Take It Easy!

Question: How Old Is Singapore?

2011-08-09T00:00:00.004+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - National Day Parade 2011

This Year... I chose to draw an IMPROVED Version of my "National Day Parade 2010" Deviation...

HAPPY 46TH BORNDAY TO SINGAPORE!

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All Characters (c) Me (NeoVersion7)
BackGround (c) William Cho

Take It Easy!

PLAY WITH YOUR "FUN BAGS"!

2011-08-01T00:00:00.009+08:00

IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"
LET'S START WITH YOUR "BAGS"
THAT'S RIGHT! GRAB YOUR "BAGS"
IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"

HOLD UP YOUR "FLAG"
DON'T YOU FORGET
YOU CAN WAVE IT IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT
LET'S WAVE OUR "FLAGS"
WAVE! WAVE! WAVE!
LET'S WAVE OUR "FLAGS"

TAKE OUT YOUR "LIGHT STICK"
IT'S TWO OF A KIND (LOLWUT?)
IT'S "INTERACTIVE"
MEANS YOU CAN "JOIN"
JUST PRETEND
OH! OH! OH! IT'S A "DICK" OOOH!

YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO
AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO
YOU WANT TO WET
WET A TISSUE

I PISS "NEWATER"
AND YOU WANT TO DRINK
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE A BIT
I WANT YOUR "BISCUIT"
AND YOU WANT MY "SWEET"
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE THIS "TREAT"

WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
TIME FOR THE "FUN BAGS" SONG
WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
WE LIKE THE "FUN BAGS" SONG

LET'S START WITH YOUR "BAGS"
THAT'S RIGHT! GRAB YOUR "BAGS"
IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"

I PISS "NEWATER"
AND YOU WANT TO DRINK
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE A BIT
I WANT YOUR "BISCUIT"
AND YOU WANT MY "SWEET"
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE THIS "TREAT"

WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
TIME FOR THE "FUN BAGS" SONG
WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
WE LIKE THE "FUN BAGS" SONG

LET'S START WITH YOUR "BAGS"
THAT'S RIGHT! GRAB YOUR "BAGS"
IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"

(NOTE: May contain Innuendos)

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Parody (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

Oh? A New "Technique"?

2011-07-31T00:00:00.003+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - YouTube Chorus - Hanaki 2011

I experimented with a new "Technique" in "Illustrator CS4"...

This is the Result...

It is a slight Improvement when compared to how I drew "Yuune Hanaki" before...

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"YouTube Chorus" Mascot Profiles: LINK

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Art (c) Me (NeoVersion7)
Yuune Hanaki (c) RinSakura

Take It Easy!

"NYAN SPY"? IN "COSFEST X"?!

2011-07-01T00:00:00.020+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - THE NYAN SPY

~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - Day 1

~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - Day 2

~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - The Back Attack

~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - THE NYAN CART

~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - The End

~NeoVersion7 - COSFEST X - The Graffiti Wall

I AM "THE NYAN SPY"!

IF YOU SAW THIS COSPLAYER DURING "COSFEST X"...

THEN YOU SAW ME!

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"NYAN SPY" Cosplay during "COSFEST X"...

Please let me know if you have seen more Photos of "NYAN SPY"...

I would like to see all of them too!

And let it be known that "THE NYAN SPY" was none other than ME! So do let your Friends and Family know!

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"Team Fortress 2" Spy (c) Valve Corporation
Nyan Cat (c) Chris Torres (PRguitarman)

Take It Easy!

My "Drawing Day 2011" Drawing...

2011-06-04T00:00:00.002+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - Drawing Day 2011

June 4th of 2011 is in Singapore and this is my Contribution to "Drawing Day 2011"...

This Character is "Muza" (Myu-Za) and she is my "Muse"...

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Muza (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

LOLWUT? Did I Draw This?

2011-05-25T00:00:00.006+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - Konjiki No Feo

It has been a looooooooong Time since I drew like THIS...

It took me a long Time to draw this and I still need more Practice...

Do you like it when I draw like this? Should I draw like this? Even if it costs me more Time to do so?

Drawn in "Macromedia Flash 8"...

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Feo (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

K... WHAT THE FUCK Singaporeans?

2011-05-05T00:00:00.009+08:00

Today I saw that our "Father of Singapore", Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles, has less Facebook "Likes" than Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew.

I had it up to here with this election bullshit.

I get it that people have different ideologies when it comes to government. If you think a political party will do better than other political parties, so be it. If you think a political party is too smug and needs to be pushed into harder work by knowing that their position is not a given, I cannot argue with you. You unhappy your whatever too expensive, OK fine.

But what I cannot stand is how the elections have shown how horribly ungrateful and thankless Singaporeans are.

No matter what a shitty job a political party is doing now, it remains that a lot of their members have dedicated a big part of their lives to building everything we have today.

It is thanks to them that we are "The Number 1 Most Uncorrupted Country In The WORLD" (with Denmark and New Zealand LOL). We have absurd safety around the island (with Mother Nature's help LOL). Our children are all ensured, at the very least, some education.

So no matter how unhappy you are now, what's with the snide remarks, the insults, the twisting of a political party's words into evil connotations, the yelling during their rallies? Really? Politicalpartysmear? Childish! Just go vote for a political party lah talk so much for what?

Alright enough ranting about a political party versus other political parties. Whatever. Let's agree to disagree.

I'm now talking about Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew VERSUS Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles.

Yes yes he dedicated his whole life to building Singapore to where it is today.

But why should he deserve more Facebook Likes than Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles? I know, Facebook "Likes" don't mean anything. But I'm just IRRATIONALLY annoyed. Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles dedicated his life to building Singapore to where it is today, and this is the thanks he gets from Singaporeans?

That they'd rather pledge loyalty to some political party who has done something for Singapore?

From back in 1817, 194 freaking years ago when he looked like this:

He has founded our country...

He drew up what is now known as the Jackson Plan, and replanned the city according to recommendations of a committee headed by the colony's engineer, Phillip Jackson, which was a segregated plan, giving the best land to the Europeans, yet it was considered remarkably scientific for the time. And even though we are a minute country with no natural resources, he transformed us to one of the most bustling hubs of trade and activity in the world.

Think Singapore is multiethnic? Thank him, he wrote a specific regulation in the constitution which called for the multiethnic population of Singapore to remain as it is, and there shall be no crimes based on being a race, or racial situations would have been even worse.

When Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles was faced with politics, he finally turned back to the natural sciences. He gave a speech regarding the opening of a Malay college in Singapore that heavily involved his observations of his years in Southeast Asia and the importance of both the local and the European languages. Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles personally gave $2000 towards the effort. It worked.

He caused Singaporeans to learn English, which we are now using to criticise EVERYONE's every move.

And throughout his longest tenure in Singapore of only 8 months, he was considered the founder of Singapore nevertheless.

Today he is THIS old man:

If you are so old and your wife died would you still care about your colony's welfare?!

AND YET HOW DO YOU GUYS REPAY HIM?

I don't care how you vote or how you feel towards the government.

But you cannot deny Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles of his contribution to Singapore - So please, SHOW SOME RESPECT.

How shameful and hurtful is it for him to see that Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew has more support from Singaporeans than him?

Support our "Father of Singapore" by clicking LIKE on his Facebook page

Thank you Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles. I am proud to be a Singaporean today because of you.

P/S: Who am I voting for? I DUNNO LOL. But if I were in the Aljunied GRC, I'd vote for any political party because I believe anyone can do an awesome job and will continue to do so. Losing any minister will be a loss to our nation. But you do whatever you want.

P/S: I will delete any comment I want with no rhyme or reason because I only want to see whatever I want to see LOL.

UPDATE: Yes I know Facebook Likes are stupid and Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles's page isn't even official. I know he probably doesn't care about Facebook Likes. BUT. I just BUAY GUM WAN leh!

Why the fucking Facebook Posts all showing off as if this is some kind of WIN for whatever? Fuck please it's not even in Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew's Wikipedia page like a trophy (because no one has edited it yet LOL). You know what is BUAY GUM WAN?! 不甘願! 不爽 Let him even have this little victory which he may or may not deserve.

And now Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles still has less Likes than him, as it should not be. I am disappoint folks!

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(If you have not realised it by now, this is a parody of THIS. Problem?)

OH HI XIAXUE!

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Parody (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

"JOHN JONAH JAMESON JUNIOR" + "STOMP" = ???

2011-04-15T00:00:00.013+08:00

"JOHN JONAH JAMESON JUNIOR" SHOULD POST ARTICLES ABOUT "SPIDERMAN" ON "STOMP"!

Lots of Singaporeans will agree with him...

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Comix (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

I CAUGHT NO (MAID) GRENADE!

2011-04-01T00:00:00.009+08:00

"(MAID) GRENADE" LYRICS:

Easy hire, easy fire, that's the Life you make
Oh give, give, give it all but you never take
Should've known you was Trouble from the first Job
Had your Shoulders so free, why were they free?

Gave me all my Pay and I tossed away your Trash
I tossed away your Trash, I did
To give me all my Pay is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a Grenade for you
Throw my Hand on a Blade for you
I'd jump in front of a Train for you
I'm paid to do Anything for you

Ow Owww

I would go through all this Pain
Take a Bullet straight through my Brain
Yes I would die for you, Master
But you won't do the same

Owww Ow Ow Owww

Blue Black, Blue Black, Beat me til I'm numb
Tell my Boss I say, Hey, when you get back to where you're from
Rich Master, Spoilt Master, that's just what you are, Yeah
You'll smile in my Face as I clean the Windows of your Car

Gave me all my Pay and I tossed away your Trash
I tossed away your Trash, Yes I did
To give me all my Pay is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a Grenade for you
Throw my Hand on a Blade for you
I'd jump in front of a Train for you
I'm paid to do Anything for you

Ow Owww

I would go through all this Pain
Take a Bullet straight through my Brain
Yes I would die for you, Master
But you won't do the same

If my Body was on Fire
Oh you'd tell me I was so careless
You said you paid me, you're a Liar
Cause you never, ever, ever did, Master

But Master, I'd still catch a Grenade for you
Throw my Hand on a Blade for you
I'd jump in front of a Train for you
I'm paid to do Anything for you

Ow Owww

I would go through all this Pain
Take a Bullet straight through my Brain
Yes I would die for you, Master
But you won't do the same

No you won't do the same
You wouldn't do the same
Oh you never do the same
Owww Ow Ow Owww

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"Grenade" (c) Bruno Mars
Photo (c) STOMP
Parody (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

Here Be "YouTube Chorus" Mascots?

2011-02-25T00:00:00.013+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - YouTube Chorus Mascots 2011

LINK

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"YouTube Chorus" is going to recruit an Artist to help them draw their Mascots for their Videos...

So they need People who can draw their Mascots well...

As a "YouTube Chorus" Member... This is an Opportunity that I somehow cannot ignore...

So here is "Yuune Hanaki" and "Midone Shouta" in my own "Style"...

It may or may not be a slight Improvement when compared to how I drew them before...

My Chances of being "The Chosen Artist"? Look at every other Entry from every other Artist to find out...

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"YouTube Chorus" Mascot Profiles: LINK

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Art (c) Me (NeoVersion7)
All Characters (c) RinSakura

Take It Easy!

Girls And Hugs?

2011-02-16T00:00:00.006+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - Happy Valentine Hug

I know that this Deviation is late... I still have "School Issues" to settle before March starts...

I drew Feo in a Red OutFit for "Christmas"... I drew Ria in a Red OutFit for "Chinese New Year"...

So I drew Yumi in a Red OutFit for "Valentine's Day"... Because I can...

And Yumi shows her Appreciation and her Love by hugging me... Because she can...

But I am not used to being hugged by young Girls so it would be nice if more young Girls hugged me more often...

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Yumi & Feo (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

Full Of Prosperity?

2011-02-04T00:00:00.012+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - Happy Lunar New Year 2011

LEFT: Xinnian Kuaile ("Happy New Year")

RIGHT: Gongxi Facai ("Congratulations and be Prosperous")

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Ria in a BunnySuit with Bunny Ears...

My Contribution to "The BunnyService of 2011"...

The "Year Of The Rabbit" is here and Ria wants to celebrate it with her Orange Hair and her Pair of "Natural Oranges"...

~NeoVersion7 - Ria Rabbits

LEFT TO RIGHT:

1) "Full Cover" Version
2) "Partial Cover" Version ("Zettai Ryouiki"?)
3) "No Cover" Version
4) "MY CHOICE" Version

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The "Year Of The Rabbit"...

The Best Excuse to draw Girls in Bunny Costumes with Bunny Accessories?...

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Ria (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

Every Minus...

2011-01-24T00:00:00.001+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - Minus Yusri

"Unconsciously... Unrelated... Unworthy... Irresponsible..."

"Fragile Relationships... Useless Work... Empty Victories..."

"Irrationality... Unreasonable... Corruption... Congestion... False Accusations... Stray Shot... Disgraceful... Shameful... Jealousy... Crocodile Tears... Excuses... Hypocrisy... Dysphemism... Rumours... Tip Offs... Difference... Betrayal... Ill Treatment... Getting involved... Each Other's Damage... Unreliability... Dishonesty... Misfortune... Inconvenience..."

What is a "Minus"? Read "Medaka Box" to find out...

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I felt like drawing Something different... So I drew Something different...

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Neo (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

Disciples Of A Sensei...

2011-01-20T00:00:00.005+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - A Sensei And His Disciples

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Art (c) Me (NeoVersion7)
Stock (c) INeedFire

Take It Easy!

Crummy 2010 "Summary Of Art" Meme?

2010-12-28T00:00:00.053+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - 2010 "Summary Of Art" Meme

IT IS TIME TO DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE BEFORE 2010 ENDS! A MEME! LOLWAT?

My Final Deviation of 2009 is a Meme like this. So I will continue this Tradition and allow this Meme to be my "Final Deviation of 2010". HURRHURR!

Featured Deviations:

January: DB - Magnet Alternative
February: DB - Coming Soon Characters 2
March: A Single Red Leaf
April: Happy BornDay Beats
May: My Golden Girl
June: Drawing Day 2010
July: ScrapYard Team
August: Level 22 Neo
September: Happy BornDay Hatsune Miku
October: Leo Strut
November: AFA X - I AM THE STRONGEST SPY
December: Happy Yukkuri Holidays

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To all of my Watchers and to all Viewers out there...

Have a HAPPY NEW YEAR! So Take Care and Take It Easy!

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Original Meme (c) AudreyDutroux
Vocaloid "Hatsune Miku" (c) Crypton Future Media
Touhou Project "Yukkuri Cirno" (c) Team Shanghai Alice
Team Fortress 2 "Spy" (c) Valve Corporation
All Other Characters (c) Their Respective Owners

Take It Easy!

Be Happy And Take It Easy!

2010-12-25T00:00:00.002+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - Happy Yukkuri Holidays

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ONE AND ALL!

Remember to Take Care and to Take It Easy!

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Neo & Feo (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

A Montage Of 22 Years Of Friendship!

2010-12-01T00:00:00.011+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - 22 Years Of Friendship

My First Deviation since I gained 50000 PageViews... LULZ...

I started a Personal Project on 27 August 2010 (My 22nd BornDay) to celebrate 22 Years of my Existence and to show my Appreciation to every Friend that I have ever made since I was born. My Friends made my entire Life worth living... And they still do so now...

The Idea behind this Project is that I draw every Friend of mine in my "Style" but only those who volunteer will be drawn. I posted my Project Plan on my FaceBook Wall and waited for my Friends to respond. 21 of my Friends volunteered and they provided me with Photos of themselves which I could use as References. 22 Years of my Existence represented by 21 of my Friends? Could I be my 1st Friend? Could I represent my 1st Year of my own Life? LOLWUT?!

Then I drew all 21 Portraits of my 21 Friends and I compiled and displayed all of them in a simple Flash Animation... Which is THIS Deviation!

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The Inspiration behind this Animation is this...

Song: "I Wish" - Touhou Kinema Kan (2nd Curtain)

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My Animation is similar but I had to keep it simple so that I would not spend more Time on this Project than I have to. I could spend more Weeks to fix every single Error than you can find or I could move forward and draw lots of other Stuff to fill my Gallery. Which Option sounds better to you?

My 21 Volunteers will receive their respective Portraits from me and I hope that they like it and share it with their own Friends. All I ask is that they link back to me. Some Recognition for all of my Efforts would be nice. LULZ...

I am pleased that this Animation is finished and submitted on 1 December. I spent more than 3 Months on this Project from Start to Finish and that should be sufficient. I like how it all turned out and I still like the Song itself and its Lyrics... Because I like Touhou!

Well... That is all that I can think about mentioning about this Deviation. I thank all 21 of my Friends who were patient with me while I made this. Do not feel depressed if you were not involved in this. If you think of me as your Friend then this Deviation is dedicated to you too...

~NeoVersion7 - Montage Of Friendship

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Art (c) Me (NeoVersion7)
All Characters (c) Themselves (LULZ?)
Song (c) Touhou Kinema Kan (2nd Curtain)

Take It Easy!

ZOINKS! I AM THE STRONGEST SPY!

2010-11-14T00:00:00.009+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - AFA X - I AM THE STRONGEST SPY

I AM THE STRONGEST YUKKURI SPY!

IF YOU SAW THIS COSPLAYER DURING "ANIME FESTIVAL ASIA X"...

THEN YOU SAW ME!

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SEE "THE STRONGEST SPY" IN ACTION!

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- My FaceBook Profile: www.facebook.com/MYNeoVersion7

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"Cirno Spy" Cosplay during "Anime Festival Asia X"...

Please let me know if you have seen more Photos of "CIRNO SPY"...

I would like to see them all too!

And let it be known that "CIRNO SPY" THE STRONGEST was none other than ME! So do let your Friends and Family know!

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"Team Fortress 2" Spy (c) Valve Corporation
Cirno Yukkuri (c) Team Shanghai Alice

Take It Easy! ⑨!

YUSRI IS NOW 22 YEARS OLD! LOLYAY!

2010-08-27T00:00:00.000+08:00

"27 August 2010" is now in Singapore...

I am now 22 Years Old...

That is all...

Take It Easy!

XTREME! The "Singapore 2010 Youth Olympic Games" Has Opened!

2010-08-14T00:00:00.002+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - OOCOO - Team Singapore

Team Singapore FTW...

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Ria (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

"Singapore 2010 Youth Olympic Games" WallPaper (c) Singapore Youth Olympic Games Organising Committee (SYOGOC)

Take It Easy!

We Celebrate 45 Years Of Independence!

2010-08-09T12:00:00.008+08:00

HAPPY 45TH BORNDAY TO SINGAPORE! LOLYAY!

~NeoVersion7 - National Day Parade 2010

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Art (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

FireWorks (c) Singapore FireWorks Celebrations

Take It Easy!

Verily... By The Power Of Parody... I... While Living... Have Parodied The Universe...

2010-03-28T12:00:00.006+08:00

NOTE: This is a Parody... Obviously...

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I am a Part of a humorless Society

And I cannot believe that

I can change Something which is meant to be taken seriously into Something funny

I expect to be ridiculed for thinking this Way but

"Everyone has the Freedom to laugh at whatever that they find funny"

Is a Lie and

"We ran out of Cake"

So in 30 Years I will tell all of my Juniors that

They are not the the funniest Comedy Ideas that I have in my Brain

I have my own Parody Ideas but

Originals

Are more entertaining than

Parodies

I laugh as I tell you this

During that one Time

People would laugh at Anything

But this is not true in my LifeTime

This Seriousness is to be expected in our Society

Rational People tell me

30 Years from now I will be celebrating the 50th Anniversary of my boring Existence

I do not believe that

I will make my own Parodies about whatever I can observe

In the Future

Serious Business will be the Norm

No longer can humorless People say that

My Friends and I can make Parodies about Anything

It is already obvious that

Our Society is serious and mediocre

It is ridiculous to presume that

Our Society has a diverse Sense of Humour

And all of this is already true unless I somehow put a lame 180 Degree Spin to it...

Our Society has a diverse Sense of Humour

It is ridiculous to presume that

Our Society is serious and mediocre

It is already obvious that

My Friends and I can make Parodies about Anything

No longer can humorless People say that

Serious Business will be the Norm

In the Future

I will make my own Parodies about whatever I can observe

I do not believe that

30 Years from now I will be celebrating the 50th Anniversary of my boring Existence

Rational people tell me

This Seriousness is to be expected in our Society

But this is not true in my LifeTime

People would laugh at Anything

During that one Time

I laugh as I tell you this

Parodies

Are more entertaining than

Originals

I have my own Parody Ideas but

They are not the the funniest Comedy Ideas that I have in my Brain

So in 30 Years I will tell all of my Juniors that

"We ran out of Cake"

Is a Lie and

"Everyone has the Freedom to laugh at whatever that they find funny"

I expect to be ridiculed for thinking this Way but

I can change Something which is meant to be taken seriously into Something funny

And I cannot believe that

I am a Part of a humorless Society

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Thanks for Reading! LULZ!

Take It Easy!

Until The Sadness Disappears Into The Sky...

2010-03-22T23:00:00.012+08:00

~NeoVersion7 - A Single Red Leaf

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Ria (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

Time To Tube... YouTube Style...

2010-01-28T00:00:00.013+08:00

My First YouTube Upload... OMGWTFBBQ?!...

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Original Song: "Magnet" (c) Ryuusei-P

Original Singers: Kagamine Rin and Gakupo Kamui (Vocaloids)

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Original ArtWork:

~NeoVersion7 - DB - Magnet Alternative

Original Characters: Nio Constantine and Nami Fuyuko (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

Sayonara To The Year 2009... Ohayo To The Year 2010...

2010-01-01T00:00:00.010+08:00

It is now 2010...

New Year... New Start... New World...

Old Me?...

Take It Easy!

Raya Time! Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri!

2009-09-20T00:00:00.002+08:00

20.09.2009

To all Muslims out there... Online and Offline...

"Selamat Hari Raya! Maaf Zahir dan Batin!"

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That is all... LULZ...

Take It Easy!

Q! HAPPY BORNDAY TO ME! LULZ!

2009-08-27T00:00:00.018+08:00

Some "BornDay" Stuff to ME?! LOLYAY!

~NeoVersion7 - 25 Essential Expressions - Neo

~NeoVersion7 - Female Self Meme - Neo

~NeoVersion7 - Yusria

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21 IS SUCH AN ODD AND UNEVEN NUMBER TO HAVE AS MY NEW AGE THIS YEAR! AUGH! D:

Take It Easy!

Posting Graffiti Wall Stuff From Cosfest 8

2009-08-01T12:00:00.010+08:00

Some Crap which I drew during "Cosfest 8"...

~NeoVersion7 - Cosfest 8 Graffiti - Day 1

~NeoVersion7 - Cosfest 8 Graffiti - Day 2

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Take It Easy!

OH YEAH! Drawing Day 2009!

2009-06-06T12:00:00.001+08:00

My "Drawing Day 2009" Submission...

~NeoVersion7 - Drawing Day 2009

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All Characters (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

Neo Version 7.0 Presents...

2009-04-04T00:00:00.004+08:00

Coming Soon...

On 6 June 2009...

LINK: www.drawingday.org/index

How To Participate On Drawing Day

LINK: www.drawingday.org/participate

- Upload Drawings to DeviantArt
- Draw on YouTube
- Draw on FaceBook

Help Spread The Word

LINK: www.drawingday.org/spread-the-word

- Place Buttons on your Blog or WebSite

- Join our Social Community Groups to get prepared for our next Event...

YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/1milliondrawings

FaceBook Group: www.facebook.com/group.php

Anyway...

GET DOWN! LULZ!

Take It Easy!

Moving On...

2009-01-01T00:00:00.005+08:00

BTW...

Happy 2009 to Everyone! LULZ!

:D

Take It Easy!

LO AND HELLO TO ALL CITIZENS OF THE INTERNET!

2008-11-01T00:00:00.006+08:00

BTW...

I am "Still Alive"...

For now...

LULZ!

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National Service is still being an enormous Pain in my Ass. But who the Hell cares?...

Now please spam my Chat Box more... KEKEKE!

Take It Easy!

Kingdom Come Has Come For Me! A Final LULZ!

2008-09-11T12:00:00.007+08:00

This will officially be my LAST Blog Entry before I leave Everything I have to do my National Service...

If anything unpleasant happens to me... I will blame National Service. I do not care about what Professionals have to say. Not ALL Men were born to be Soldiers. They can tell you that you are Unique. They can tell you that you are Special. They can tell you that no one else on Earth can be like you. GET REAL!

Men doing National Service is no different from herding a bunch of Cows into a Burger Factory. Not all Cows can be equally fat or healthy. So let us put them through a Routine until they are all equally good enough to make decent Burgers out of them...

Soldiers are Products like those in the War Games that you see all the time. All it takes are Resources and Time to get the Results that you need...

I am not built to be a strong Man and I doubt I will ever become one. I will be pissed off if I ever feel pressured by complete Strangers to become Someone that I am not. Get the Hell off my Case...

I am probably being put at Risk now for even expressing my Opinions about this. Free Speech is a Lie. How the Hell does one even "abuse" Free Speech? It does not even begin to make Sense to me. You either have it or you do not...

The Moment that Someone tells you what you can or cannot say or Someone does Something to you because of Something that you said... It is not because you were abusing Free Speech. You simply DID NOT have ANY Free Speech at all and you were an Idiot for even thinking you had any...

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To lighten up the Mood here before I bid Farewell to all of you... Here is one Final Collection of Bastardised "One Piece" Pages taken from the latest Manga Chapter. Enjoy... :)

NOTE: This is from a Manga. So read this from Right to Left. Top to Bottom. Savvy?...

My Thanks to Eiichiro Oda. Now I will have to do my National Service while wondering what the Hell the next Chapters will bring. I hope that I can find fellow NS Men who like One Piece too... Which is difficult since 90% of all Singaporeans who read Japanese Manga do not know about One Piece...

It is amazing about how underrated One Piece is when compared to Bleach and Naruto. Bleach is dragging on and on with their own Story and Naruto is beginning to be more like Star Wars. Both Bleach and Naruto Animes are experiencing a Storm of Fillers.

What about One Piece Anime? Oh Yes! Still doing Original Content! Oh God! It feels so good to rant about all of this at last! Disagree with me? The Chat Box is there. Feel free to blow your Mind...

Too bad that I will be too busy to read whatever that you have to say! LULZ!

And finally... A nice Video and Song from One Piece...

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Dear Friends... Good Bye and Good Luck...

I will try to return to all of you as soon as possible. I am a Modern Man! Over and Out!

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Signing Off...

Muhammad Yusri Bin Muhammad Yusof (Neo Version 7.0)

Take It Easy!

Just For Laughs... While I Still Can...

2008-09-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

I do not like National Service. I am reluctant to do it. I am not going to enjoy a second of it. I still have to do it anyway. That is the price to pay to be born a Male in a small and vunerable country like Singapore.

I would rather be a Modern Man!

But just WHAT is a Modern Man? Let George Carlin describe one for you. In fact, he was one himself!

"I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"

- George Carlin

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If you meet any of the descriptions above, you are indeed a Modern Man! LULZ!

See you on the Other Side, folks. :)

I Know! I Know! The Time Has Come...

2008-08-31T06:00:00.005+08:00

The end of August is here. The beginning of September is coming. Also, the Month of Ramadan...

Once again... The time has come for me to make several months of practice finally worth something! The time has come for me to endure another 30 Days of Fasting! ORA ORA ORA! WRYYYYYYYYY! LULZ!

On a religious note, I still remember how much I like this epic Movie:

Ever since I saw "The Ten Commandments" on television many years ago, I became interested in the life story of Moses.

It's funny how some of the people who actually have the courage to submit any kind of religious content online would also feel the need to disable Comments to prevent any kind of religious debates or arguments. LOL WUT?

Now... For something a little different...

George Carlin is a comedic Genius. Sure, he might have gone straight to Hell for all the religious stuff that he joked about while he was still alive... But he is still a comedic Genius. :)

Holy Carp! Why Do Japanese Anime Songs Sound So Good?!...

2008-08-30T05:00:00.002+08:00

Hmmm...

When I discovered this Video on YouTube, I was reminded by how much I really like some of the Opening and Ending Songs of various Anime. This Ending Song is for the Anime called "Rozen Maiden"...

The song in this Video is absolutely beautiful. It's a shame that most of the people who watch Anime would often skip the Credits. Especially, if they have seen the exact same Ending Clip over and over again. LULZ!

Gold Medal For Me... Gold Medal For You...

2008-08-29T04:00:00.001+08:00

It's both Teacher's Day and Aikido Youth Meet Day. Whatever.

Went back to Teck Whye Secondary School. Apparently, Miss Sharena, my Chemistry teacher no longer works there. Also, one of my former classmates is now a teacher there! He teaches English, Literature and is a part of the Drama Club. He lost his hair and is growing a Beard! That's awesome right there.

I met my Physics Teacher, Design and Tech Teacher, Geography Teachers, Malay Teacher, Maths Teacher and other people. A lot of things have changed in a year. I listened to One Piece Endings on my way out of the school, especially the sad ones, because I wanted to be in a nostalgic mood. So there.

Some things didn't change... Like the AVA Equipment. Seriously, the student performances included a lot of singing. Too bad that I could barely make out the words because of the crappy microphones.

The teachers had delicious cake. They spoke the Teacher's Pledge WITH A DON! And I cheered them on... Even if I was the only one doing it... Really loudly...

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Aikido Meet.

Yeah yeah. I won a Gold Medal in the Team Demonstration Event. Every team including ours had awful planning. Moves and techniques were forgotten on the spot. Actor's failed to be in character when telling a story, which looked more like a Neopets Plot to me. No one did the Barrel Roll so I was sure that RP would win. And we did.

BTW, BARREL ROLL IS MY TERM. YOU RP IDIOTS BETTER CREDIT ME FOR USING THE DAMN TERM. IN FACT, THE TERM ACTUALLY DESCRIBES SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT ON THE INTERNET BUT SINCE NO ONE CARES, I WIN. LOLOLOL!

Aikido Medals is an Oxymoron.

Now have this...

MOM I'M ON THE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! WTFBOOOOOOOOOM!

Fuck! A Lot Of People Forgot About Me...

2008-08-28T08:08:00.003+08:00

If I was born on this day, my Birthdate would read "28/08/1988"

That would be so cool. Unfortunately, I'm genetically made to become an impatient freak so I left a day early. Goddommot!

Those who sent me gifts and wished me a Happy Birthday, you WIN! If you don't, then BLAH LAH! :

EVERYONE! IT IS MY BORNDAY! ALERT THE MEDIA!...

2008-08-27T00:00:00.000+08:00

IT IS MY BORNDAY!

I AM 20 YEARS OLD!

THAT IS 2 DECADES!

NOW HAVE A MEME!

~NeoVersion7 - Nyu's Art Meme - Neo Style

Take It Easy!

Damn! This Is Awesome! You Better Believe It!

2008-08-26T00:00:00.001+08:00

Take It Easy!

Come On... Why Does It Have To Be This Way?...

2008-08-25T02:00:00.000+08:00

Monday... Will be my LAST FORMAL AIKIDO SESSION!

Goddamnit I'm missing you guys already! Aikido is the only reason I keep coming back to Republic Poly. I may be late most of the time but at least I arrived anyway!

If any of you are reading this before today's training... Here's what I ask for...

PARTNER ME RIGHTAWAY... AND LET ME WHACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU... I WANT TO GO ALL OUT...

I wonder if I should spar with Zoom...I haven't had a decent Taekwondo-style spar in a long long time... Sigh...

Hey, maybe after Aikido I should Randori all the 2nd Years... To my heart's content... LOLOLOL!

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I'm tempted to cry a little but I'll hold back... Save the tears for next month when I will be away from ALL OF YOU... Doing my NS... Goddamnit...

Beijing... Good Job On The Olympics...

2008-08-24T01:00:00.000+08:00

Tonight, the Olympics will end... And in 4 years time, it will be London's turn... Cheerio!...

I'm going to miss those FUWA Mascots... They were so adorable! I'll add some videos for you to see later on... Right now... I'm feeling lazy and I have tons of stuff to draw...

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BRB...

AWESOME IS HOW I SHOULD START THIS!...

2008-08-23T00:00:00.000+08:00

I've been looking at some Videos of OTAKON and once again, I feel a strong sense of Envy at all the fun the event looks to me...

I know that there are several other events all over America at different times of the year but for some reason, OTAKON just seems more "interesting" to me...

I can see that everyone has fun. You don't see people going around saying, "UR COSPLAY SUCKS LOLOL" and whenever someone cosplays as PEDOBEAR or the COMPANION CUBE, you can guarantee that a lot of people will get the Joke and would simply have fun.

That's what I feel Cosplay should be about. Fun! Sure you can do your best and have the greatest costume of all time but for me, then fun lies in being the character that you cosplay. Which is why I like being Luffy. His character is easy to mimic and it's really fun being him. Which reminds me...

Otakon is an example of an event where you can find cosplayers of almost every popular something in the world. I still believe that there will be a day where Singapore Events would have more ONE PIECE cosplayers. Dammit. Some people would come up with the statement, "ONE PIECE CHARACTERS WEAR SIMPLE CLOTHES LOLOLOL". That is simply proof that EIICHIRO ODA is a genius. You don't need fancy clothes to make a character appealing! What truly makes a character unique in any story is his personality. Some people tend to focus excessively on how their characters looks instead of thinking about what his personality is. I admit that even I used to think that way but I don't anymore. Now I see reason to put as much character development into my own Original Characters. I would spend hours thinking about their History, Abilities, Strengths, Flaws, Likes, Dislikes. Even when it comes to NAMING a character, I would be willing to do research to find the best name I can think of. I won't resort to "OK I'LL CALL IT THIS NAME CUZ IT SOUNDS COOL LOLZ" unless I am running short of time. Eiichiro Oda of One Piece shows that no matter what his characters wear, what really makes them shine is their personalities. If you have read One Piece and realise how much of a GENIUS Oda is, you probably would agree with me. LULZ! :D

Still, I have no right to tell other people how to Cosplay and I would like the same attitude towards me when I decide to cosplay.

Right... I'm just rambling a load of nonsense. Where was I? Oh yes... OTAKON!

Here's one of the many videos that you can find on YouTube...

I still think Otakon is awesome... And so are the other events in America... These guys know how to Party Hard...

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Also, Otakon had a 4CHAN Panel a long time ago... So if you are a 4Channer and have never seen Otakon before, then watch this...

If you don't know what 4Chan is... Then LURK MOAR!...

It would be cool to be in OTAKON someday... But since I'm not used to Overseas Travelling and staying in a foreign country for a few days, it probably won't happen for a really long time...

I hope I get to see what Otakon 2009 has to offer... :)

I simply love events where people come together and have fun. I'm not much of an "Outdoors Person" but I yearn for chances to have as much fun with my Friends as possible. As much as I hate how I look in photos, seeing my friends having a good time in their own photos without me in it kind of makes me sad. Envy is a dangerous sin for me and I'm probably guilty of it many times...

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Uggh... Why am I baring my soul like this?! I'm not used to this kind of thing! ARRRGH!

Zoinks! All My Titles Have A Pattern To Them!...

2008-08-22T23:00:00.000+08:00

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned about how I choose to write my Post Titles... Oh well...

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My house is going through some renovations at the moment. Both Bathrooms and the Kitchen are affected. While one of the Bathrooms is being done, everyone in the house can use the other one.

It's weird having the Fridge about a metre away from my Workdesk. It's sitting around in the middle of the Living Room and I only need to take a few steps to get to it.It's just PLAIN WEIRD! The Microwave Oven is sitting outside my Bedroom and it feels as if HALF our House has been rendered unuseable... LULZ!

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Also, Taekwondo FTW... :P

You Just Lost The Game!

2008-08-21T12:00:00.000+08:00

Take It Easy!

Xenu Found Out So I Must Reveal It...

2008-08-20T21:00:00.003+08:00

Alright...

Some people want to know what exactly I did on the 20th of August...

So what DID Neo do?...

Well...

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I GOT A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT LOLZ! :D!

www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=653917052

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YES! YOU READ THAT RIGHT! I actually joined a Social Networking Website! The irony of it all is that I'm never good at being social in any social environment! I still have no idea how Facebook works but I'm slowly figuring the place out. I've already made several Friend Requests and so far no one has rejected me yet. It sure is good to see all my past friends again. Many of them have changed so much. I'm sure they would never recognise me if they saw me. I'm sure they still remembered me as the small, skinny and disturbed excuse for a human being that studied in the same school as them... LULZ!

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Seriously? Why would I do something like this? A Blog is already amazing enough yet I went further and made my presence in a Social Networking Website. This must definitely be The End... :O

Well, I do have a reason. I serious one. As much as I hate to post something serious in this Blog, I cannot avoid it this time. Read if you want. It does contain Serious Business...

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It all started with a dream I had before the 20th of August. I still remember it clearly.

In this dream, I was all by myself in a dark corner. A few metres ahead, there was an outdoor party going on with decorations and loud music. I was surprised to see that everyone in that party is someone that I have known in my past. To be specific, they were EVERYONE that I have known during my time in Bukit View Primary School, Choa Chu Kang Primary School, Teck Whye Secondary School and Republic Polytechnic. Everyone there was making new friends and talking about all kinds of things. Everyone had fun.

Without me.

I was still in the dark corner while the Party was surrounded by many bright lampposts because it was evening. I could not speak and no one could see me. I also could not walk for some reason. I was stuck standing in the same spot and the party went on and on without me. I wanted to be with all my friends but I could not.

When I finally managed to move, I quickly ran towards the party. However, since it was held outdoors, the skies soon got darker and it started to rain heavily. Everyone else packed up their things really quickly and together they ran away from the rain...

And from me...

By the time I got there, my friends vanished from sight, literally. The lampposts were still shining brightly but I was the only person there. All I could hear was the sound of rain.

Then I woke up.

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It was then I realised that I have made a grave mistake in my past by not keeping in touch with my past friends and all I had were photos to remind me of them. During my 1st Year in Republic Polytechnic, I did not like the idea of having Email or MSN because I thought they were a nuisance. I just use the email to fill out forms and I only check them when I have important mail to send or receive.

I was extremely fortunate to meet Saiful in RP. He's a friend who I've known for a very long time and seeing him again was a blessing to me. Eventually, I was convinced to start my own MSN Live Messenger Account and added as many contacts as possible.

Recently, I realised that MSN alone is not enough. Therefore, Facebook is my chance to go further and find more friends from my past. So far, IT WORKED! I'm receiving Confirmation Notifications every hour telling me that another friend has accepted my Requests.

Heck, I had to use a photo to show them that I exist. I would have put one of my Drawings as my Display Pic but I guess I'll do that once I have everyones' contacts. LOLZ!

Even my mother mentioned that she had many friends who she had to leave behind and since the Internet didn't exist in her time, I can understand the difference between my situation and hers.

Oh well. Not many people talk to me on MSN anyway! Facebook can tell me what my contacts are doing and that's good enough for me. I'm still too embarrassed to start a conversation with any of them unless I know them really well.

Anyway, I'm just glad that I'm still remembered by the people who I left behind. The worse thing for me to end up is a nobody...

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WAIT A MINUTE! WHY FACEBOOK? THERE ARE OTHER WEBSITES LOLZ!

Well... Facebook is also the preferred place for YTMND.Com... Which has changed my life... :D

http://www.facebook.com/pages/YTMND/28277928979?ref=s

Also, JON ARBUCKLE, a character from the comic GARFIELD, has an account there as well...

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jon_Q_Arbuckle/1260358853

Also, if you have watched JibJab.Com... You would have seen a video promoting Facebook as "The Bright Side" of 2007...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztj2qfui114

With all those reasons, how could I ignore Facebook? :D

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Alright. Time for me to draw more crap...

If you have a Facebook account, make a request to me and I'll accept it as soon as possible. Thanks! :)

And now, I leave you all with this...

LOL, Billy Mays...

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Why So Serious? Seriously! Why So Serious?!...

2008-08-19T20:00:00.007+08:00

Tonight... At 12 Midnight... It will be the 20th of August in Singapore...

Around that same time... I will do something that I thought I would NEVER want to do in my entire life...

Something "online"...

Certain events have happened recently which really convinced me that I should be doing it...

I don't know what will happen to me... I don't know what kind of effect it will have on everyone else...

All that matters is... I hope that I manage to do it from Start to Finish... With as LITTLE Problems as possible...

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NO! I'm not creating another Blog! Goddammit! I'm already satisfied with this one!

Well, you'll just have to wait for the results in my next Blog Post...

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Yup...

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici!...

2008-08-18T12:00:00.001+08:00

Another Aikido Session has come and gone. I have studied Aikido for over 3 years and I must stop soon in order to do my "National Service"... Sigh...

If I didn't have to skip a Grading in the past, I would have been a "Black Belt" by now. Also, I wouldn't have to fold a "Hakama" in order to earn it. Goddamn Aikido Syllabus! D:

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Enjoy these Videos...

Understand That You Do Not Have Any Friends! You Were Adopted!

2008-08-17T17:00:00.007+08:00

Take It Easy!

Time To Demonstrate How Awesome I Am!...

2008-08-16T12:00:00.000+08:00

"Neo Version 7.0" Versus "ZoomBeast"

(Read from RIGHT to LEFT and from TOP to BOTTOM)

I. AM. A. GENIUS.

Neo: 1
ZoomBeast: 0

Some Of The Small Stuff Which Gives Me LULZ!...

2008-08-15T12:00:00.000+08:00

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!...

BOOOOOOOOOM! MOOOOOOOOOB!...

GOT TO GET UP! GET DOWN!...

DIABEETUS!...

Take It Easy!

Responding To The Unaware Masses Of Singapore...

2008-08-14T14:00:00.009+08:00

Ahem...

Alright...

It has been brought to my attention that all of my efforts and attempts to "educate" all the Visitors of my Blog about the "Church of Scientology" were unsuccessful to say the least. Instead of "raising awareness", I have created much confusion to those who had no idea that Scientology existed at all.

I think that all of the information that I have provided so far are too much for someone to comprehend without any place to start from...

Fair enough...

To help you begin your Journey to understanding the Church of Scientology in its present form, I'll show you some YouTube Videos that will hopefully spark your interest and encourage you to do your own research. I am only a Guide and I do not know everything. All I can do is my best and that hope that it would be enough...

Let the Lesson begin...

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"What Scientologists Actually Believe"

PLEASE TAKE NOTE:

There are SEVERAL variations of this story all over the Internet and it can be difficult to determine which one is correct. However, the Alien named "XENU" can be found in ALL of them. Most Scientologists DO NOT KNOW about this story until they have paid THOUSANDS of Dollars and have spent THOUSANDS of Hours doing Scientology "Auditing". Scientologists will ONLY be told this story when they have finally reached a certain level in the Scientology Heirarchy. Also, anyone who does know about this story is INSTRUCTED to NEVER reveal it to anyone else, including Family and other Scientologists. So if you come acroos anyone who claims that this story or any other variation of it is untrue, then it means that they either REALLY DON'T KNOW about the story or they are lying.

Of course, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with anyone believing in this story, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. However, there IS something wrong with having to waste Time and Money just to know about it and then not telling it to someone else. Other Religions have their own Tales of Origins that they tell freely to ANYONE who is interested and they are never embarrased about their respective beliefs. So why should Scientology feel the NEED to hide their beliefs from others? What Religion has CLASSIFIED INFORMATION? It doesn't even BEGIN to make sense... Sadly, that is how the Church of Scientology operates and they would not hesitate to disprove anyone who mentions this Scientology Story to them. They are AFRAID that other people would not join them if they knew about what they believed in...

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Now, for the SERIOUS part of the Lesson... The Crimes...

"The Un-Funny Truth About Scientology"

A few years ago, this Video was responsible for making me interested about the Church of Scientology and I simply cannot tolerate the abusive nature of this False Religion ever since. The Church claims to have stopped their harsh treatment of Non-Believers but it's an obvious lie. The harsh treatment continues and is carried out away from the Eyes of the Law in order to keep their organisation alive at ANY cost.

If these heinous acts of the Church failed to affect you in any way, all I can say is Good Luck and I hope that the Church would not find their way into your Money...

If you still cannot understand a single damn thing about Scientology after watching these, then I really cannot help you any further. This is as simple as I can put it and I cannot imagine anyone NOT being able to comprehend it. Seriously, is it really that difficult?

If you have questions, feel free to ask through Comments. I'll answer them to the best of my ability...

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This concludes our Lesson... You can do your part by sharing this with everyone you know...

Remember. KNOWLEDGE IS FREE.

Questions About Youtube Poops? Answers Are Somewhere...

2008-08-13T12:00:00.000+08:00

Take It Easy!

People Of America... You Have Been BarackRolled!

2008-08-12T12:00:00.008+08:00

Take It Easy!

Over Time... Humans Move On... So Must I...

2008-08-11T00:00:00.002+08:00

Mourn no more... Let Laughter live on...

LOL YTMND!...

Take It Easy!

Now Is A Time For The Comedy World To Have A Minute Of Silence...

2008-08-10T00:00:00.001+08:00

Bernard Jeffrey McCullough (5 October 1957 - 9 August 2008)

"I am going to still do my Producing. My Films. But I want to enjoy my Life a little bit..."

- Bernie Mac

Take It Easy!

MAJULAH SINGAPURA!

2008-08-09T00:00:00.002+08:00

HAPPY 43RD BORNDAY TO SINGAPORE! LOLYAY!

To celebrate 43 Years Of Independence...

~NeoVersion7 - National Day Parade 2008

Take It Easy!

LULZ! IT IS THE 8TH OF THE 8TH OF THE 8TH!

2008-08-08T08:08:00.003+08:00

GO SINGAPORE! GO WIN A GODDAMN GOLD MEDAL!...

Official "Beijing Olympic Games 2008" YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/beijing2008

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In Other News...

Take It Easy!

Keep Chris Hansen Away From Children!

2008-08-07T00:00:00.003+08:00

Take It Easy!

Jokes Aside... Animal Abuse Is NOT The Ultimate Evil...

2008-08-06T00:00:00.000+08:00

Take It Easy!

I Think That Greg Proops Should Do More News...

2008-08-05T00:00:00.002+08:00

Take It Easy!

He Wants A Penny! Do You Have A Penny?...

2008-08-05T00:00:00.000+08:00

Take It Easy!

Greetings From Xenu! He Has Come For Your Thetans!

2008-08-04T00:00:00.003+08:00

Take It Easy!

Fucking A! I'm Bleeding Fucking A!...

2008-08-03T00:00:00.000+08:00

Take It Easy!

Epic Maneuver! Scientology Tells The Truth?

2008-08-02T00:00:00.002+08:00

Take It Easy!

Did You Know? Snape Kills Dumbledore!...

2008-08-02T00:00:00.001+08:00

Take It Easy!

Cake Was A Lie But It Was Delicious...

2008-08-01T02:00:00.000+08:00

Alright, I believe I should be explaining more about the current contents of my little Blog here. Alrighty then! Here goes!...

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- PROFILE

Allow me to introduce myself. In the world of reality, I'm known as Yusri. My friends call me "Yus". It's really weird seeing people on the Internet using "Yus" instead of "Yes". What? Does it really sound better that way?...

On the Internet, I prefer to be called "Neo". Unless you have some serious business with me, I'd like to be called "Neo". Why "Neo"? I like The Matrix Trilogy! It's really that simple...

Also, I'm NOT a girl. Just because I have the drawing of a female as my Profile Icon doesn't automatically mean that I'm one. You don't need to see my real appearance. Treasure your eyesight while you still have them. On the Internet, showing your true self will attract Photoshoppers who have nothing better to do in their spare time. All it takes is a photo and they'll go wild. Believe me, I'd do the same thing as well... And I have...

I live in Singapore. Where exactly? You also don't need to know. I fail at handling visitors and I don't want any stalkers in my area of residence. So stay where you are, damn it!...

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- ARTWORKS AND PROJECTS
I mentioned in my previous post that I'm an Artist. In this section, you'll find Links to websites that contain my artworks and other creations...

"Destiny Blade" was a Final Year Project that I did in a team in order to graduate from Republic Polytechnic. After I graduated, I started an original comic called "Destiny Blades". I hope that someday my comic would find its way into the hearts and minds of comic readers everywhere...

"Doodle War" is simply an Artdump in a Blog that my schoolmates created after our graduation. The main purpose is to share whatever we draw in our spare time. Feel free to take a look around...

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- ANONYMOUS AND SCIENTOLOGY (Please Read)
Many years ago, a SCIENCE FICTION WRITER named L. Ron Hubbard invented Scientology, an organisation that aims to help people reach spiritual enlightenment. According to Hubbard, the word itself means, "The Study of Knowingness" and the organisation uses its own technology or "Tech" to achieve this aim...

During my years in Republic Polytechnic, I learned about Scientology through YTMND.Com. Scientology calls itself a Religion and they are known worldwide as "The Church of Scientology". However, I learned that Scientology does NOT operate in any way like an actual religion. I also learned about how Scientology is connected to certain crimes that have happened in the past...

Religion is supposed to be free. Anyone can join and leave whenever they choose to. They don't need to pay money to join, stay in or leave. Scientology does NOT do this. Members are required to pay huge amounts of money or else they won't benefit from the Church. Also, members are FORBIDDEN from revealing ANYTHING that they have learned from Scientology. Why? Money. Want to know? Pay lots of money and you will know. Do you know any other religion who does this to its own followers?...

Scientology continues to exist because L. Ron Hubbard has created several "methods" to keep his organisation alive. Scientologists are secretly instructed to treat ALL critics of the Church in a negative manner without any shred of mercy. As a result, many critics have suffered and finally silenced after being constantly harrassed by the Church. Scientologists use a portion of the money which they have taken from its members to hire Private Investigators. These PI's are instructed by Scientology to spy on its critics and gather as much information as they can about their "enemies". What does Scientology do with the information? They pick out the "Dirt" of your past and spread it to the general public in order to humiliate you into silence...

But what if Scientology cannot find any "Crimes"? Not a problem! L. Ron Hubbard instructed his followers to "make up" the crimes of their critics, no matter how outrageous or untrue. Scientology is willing to go to any extent to silence all who speak out against it. By suppressing all forms of opposition, the Church continues to grow stronger with every new member that joins them and has the money to give them. Over the years, their methods for silencing their enemies have become more "interesting". To find out more, you have to visit the Links in this section. These websites are just some out of many other websites that criticise the Church of Scientology. You have to do your own research and come to your own conclusion...

Anonymous has been falsely described by the Media as "Hackers" who seek pleasure from tormenting innocents. In recent months, Anonymous has been peacefully protesting outside the Scientology Churches to raise awareness about the organisation. Anonymous is anybody, everybody and nobody. Contrary to what Scientology believes, Anonymous has NO leaders. Anonymous operates under the common realisation that something must be done to stop the criminal behaviour that runs this false religion...

However, please realise that Scientology is NOT entirely evil. Most of the Scientologists in the world are not evil as well. It's the people who MANAGE Scientology who are evil. They're the ones who have the power to change Scientology into an ideal religion for everyone but they simply refuse to do so. Also, many of the Scientologists who behave negatively towards the critics are simply doing so because they were either ordered or misled by their corrupted Leaders...

There's a special group of Scientologists who call themselves, "The Freezoners". The Church of Scientology doesn't want to have anything to do with the Freezoners because they don't operate in the same way that the Church does. The Freezoners are NOT the enemies of Anonymous and they're free to believe in Scientology without having to be ruled over by manipulative individuals who would take advantage of them...

Scientology cares more about Celebrities than the common people. The Church has special "Centers" that only Scientologist Celebrities like Tom Cruise and John Travolta can enter. Why? Celebrities are the Church's greatest asset. Not only do Celebrities have A LOT of money to spend but their fame and popularity can be used as a tool to promote Scientology. As a result, there are people who would blindly join Scientology simply because their favourite celebrities are in it as well. Seriously, just because a Celebrity is a part of something, it doesn't mean that it's 100% good. It's a Marketing Strategy practiced by companies which have products to sell to customers like you. Anyone with that kind of gullible mentality shouldn't be given the right to vote...

Currently, Scientology isn't in Singapore and will probably never be due to the country's strict laws regarding Religion. So why would I be so concerned about it and why do I want to spread the word around to my fellow Singaporeans? Simple. I'm absolutely disgusted by the past crimes that were connected to Scientology and I seriously believe that NO religion should have to behave in a criminal fashion against its critics. By spreading the word, I'm actually helping to increase awareness about the organisation to as many people as possible. I also don't support the illegal actions of Anonymous such as attacking the Official Scientology Website but I do support the peaceful protests that have been carried out every month since January 2008...

Anonymous isn't against the beliefs of Scientology. Anonymous is against the criminal behavior of Scientology that continues to exist in this day and age...

Once again, to find out more, the Links in this section should be a good place to start. Remember, Knowledge Is Free...

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- COMEDY AND ENTERTAINMENT
I like Comedy and I also like to be entertained. The Links in this section lead to some of the websites where I would always get a good laugh. Be warned! Some of the content might be considered offensive to certain people. However, nobody is forcing you visit these websites. You can leave whenever you want or simply don't visit at all. Not everyone can have the same sense of humour. Don't blame me if you find the content distasteful...

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- COMICS AND MANGA
Seriously... What else can I say? The Internet is full of Webcomics that are done by talented artists. These Websites are just some of them and I always look forward to their updates...

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- GAMES AND MEDIA
Quite self-explanatory. Blizzard is a game company which invented games such as Warcraft and Diablo. Jesper Kyd isn't a game site but if you like listening to Game Soundtracks then you should listen to what this website has to offer...

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- MISCELLANEOUS
If there are Links that I cannot catergorise, they end up here. LAWLZ!...

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A FINAL NOTE:
Please take a look at the Videos placed at the side and at the bottom of this Blog. They aren't there just for decoration!... :)

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That's all I have to say for now...

Peace, Bluepills...

Boom! You Just Got BEL-AIR'D!

2008-07-31T00:00:00.002+08:00

Now this is the story all about how...
My life got flipped, turned upside down...
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there...
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air...

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Welcome to my Blog! It's a small waste of Internet space now but in a short time, it'll grow up to be an enormous waste of Internet space! Believe it! You can always leave this forsaken website whenever you want but it'll always be here until Blogger decides to delete it for fun. However, if you choose to stay here and explore this unusual place, then allow me to personally guide you through and explain more about it...

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A long time ago, I believed that most of the people in the entire world who owned Blogs are all under the common delusion that their own personal lives are so interesting, they think that other people should know all about it. No one really has to but it's like all those books that you see in any library. No one has to read them but if someone wants to, they can. No offense to anyone, of course. Personally, I think that my own life is incredibly dull and boring and I never thought that I'd ever want to have a Blog of my own. So why did I finally decide to create one?...

One reason is for emergency purposes. Someday, there might be a possibility that I'd be in an accident and end up suffering from memory loss or some other form of brain damage. I could even end up being completely sane and be full of maturity and good manners. Well, screw that! In case something like that happens, I'm hoping that at least some of the content here would be able to have an effect on me and I'd know more about the person who I used to be. Hey! You'd never know! Shit happens to anyone and everyone! Damn it!...

So, I plan to fill this little Blog up with things that I like to watch, listen, read and discuss about. What exactly are those things? Well, if you're ever planning to come back here when you leave, then you'll definitely find out. I know that not everyone will find my interests appealing and I'll always expect mixed reactions and responses to all my posts. I simply don't care. I'll allow ANYONE to comment in my Blog. Anonymous or not, I'll read all the comments that I receive. Will I respond to everyone? LOL, I dunno!...

To add on to that reason, I created a Blog because I want to leave some kind of mark in this world while I'm still alive and conscious. There are several ways to do so and this is simply one of those ways. Should there come a day when I'd never be able to return to my family and friends, this Blog would become a piece of my mind being left behind to keep memories as alive as possible. I'd like to be remembered for being a person who would always be himself, no matter how many people around him would disapprove. People can judge me all they want based on the contents of this Blog but I wouldn't post something in here if I had no interest in it. I still don't think that my life is anywhere as interesting as anyone else but I'll try my best to keep visitors reading from start to finish. No one would ever want to leave this world as a nobody...

I'd like to remind everyone once again that I plan to post more positive things in this Blog than negative things. Things like Drama is meant for Television. On the Internet, always expect millions from anywhere to either sympathise or laugh about your drama, depending on the cause of it...

For anyone who has never met me before, I'm an Artist, a Writer, a Voice Actor and a Martial Artist, among other things. As an Artist, I'm clearly not one of the best but I'm surely not one of the worst. I don't do "Re-Colours" and I often see a lot of it done by amateur artists. I won't complain about them because I usually see no reason to. Most of my finished artworks are submitted in my DeviantArt account. You can find it by simply clicking "HERE"!...

Therefore, one of the various contents which I plan to implant into this Blog are some of my pencil sketches as well as some finished artworks that never made the cut to my DeviantArt Gallery. If you have seen and happen to like my artistic creations, then you might like the stuff that I'll be posting here...

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Anyway, that's all that I have to say for now. It's getting late in my side of the Earth and sleep sounds good to me right about now. There is a very good chance that you have absolutely no idea about what I have said since I began this post. You might also be quite confused about my plans for this Blog. I don't blame you. I'm not used to writing in any kind of Journal so I'll screw my posts occassionally. Hey, the only Journals that I had ever wrote were the ones that I had to submit to various Academic Staff to get a damn good grade!...

However, if you do somehow understand everything that I've written down, then I sincerely hope that I can make the most of the free space in this Blog and that I'd be able to share my thoughts and interests to all of you...

Oh... Expect me to use all kinds of offensive language in this Blog at any point of time. Don't like it? Then go back to your Disney Movie Marathons. I don't understand why some people would get so worked up over common profanities like "Shit". Unless you can actually bleed from the eyes and ears, learn to deal with it. Obviously, I can control my tongue when the situation calls for it but in this Blog, I am free! FREE I TELL YOU!...

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Many thanks if you actually read this mass of words... Please come again!... :)

Peace, Bluepills!...

A NewComer Appears!...

2008-07-30T12:00:00.004+08:00

Testing... Testing... Testing...

Hmmm...

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HELLO BLOGLAND!

Take It Easy!