Kingdom Come Has Come For Me! A Final LULZ!

This will officially be my LAST Blog Entry before I leave Everything I have to do my National Service...

If anything unpleasant happens to me... I will blame National Service. I do not care about what Professionals have to say. Not ALL Men were born to be Soldiers. They can tell you that you are Unique. They can tell you that you are Special. They can tell you that no one else on Earth can be like you. GET REAL!

Men doing National Service is no different from herding a bunch of Cows into a Burger Factory. Not all Cows can be equally fat or healthy. So let us put them through a Routine until they are all equally good enough to make decent Burgers out of them...

Soldiers are Products like those in the War Games that you see all the time. All it takes are Resources and Time to get the Results that you need...

I am not built to be a strong Man and I doubt I will ever become one. I will be pissed off if I ever feel pressured by complete Strangers to become Someone that I am not. Get the Hell off my Case...

I am probably being put at Risk now for even expressing my Opinions about this. Free Speech is a Lie. How the Hell does one even "abuse" Free Speech? It does not even begin to make Sense to me. You either have it or you do not...

The Moment that Someone tells you what you can or cannot say or Someone does Something to you because of Something that you said... It is not because you were abusing Free Speech. You simply DID NOT have ANY Free Speech at all and you were an Idiot for even thinking you had any...

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To lighten up the Mood here before I bid Farewell to all of you... Here is one Final Collection of Bastardised "One Piece" Pages taken from the latest Manga Chapter. Enjoy... :)

NOTE: This is from a Manga. So read this from Right to Left. Top to Bottom. Savvy?...

My Thanks to Eiichiro Oda. Now I will have to do my National Service while wondering what the Hell the next Chapters will bring. I hope that I can find fellow NS Men who like One Piece too... Which is difficult since 90% of all Singaporeans who read Japanese Manga do not know about One Piece...

It is amazing about how underrated One Piece is when compared to Bleach and Naruto. Bleach is dragging on and on with their own Story and Naruto is beginning to be more like Star Wars. Both Bleach and Naruto Animes are experiencing a Storm of Fillers.

What about One Piece Anime? Oh Yes! Still doing Original Content! Oh God! It feels so good to rant about all of this at last! Disagree with me? The Chat Box is there. Feel free to blow your Mind...

Too bad that I will be too busy to read whatever that you have to say! LULZ!

And finally... A nice Video and Song from One Piece...



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Dear Friends... Good Bye and Good Luck...

I will try to return to all of you as soon as possible. I am a Modern Man! Over and Out!

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Signing Off...

Muhammad Yusri Bin Muhammad Yusof (Neo Version 7.0)

Take It Easy!

Just For Laughs... While I Still Can...

I do not like National Service. I am reluctant to do it. I am not going to enjoy a second of it. I still have to do it anyway. That is the price to pay to be born a Male in a small and vunerable country like Singapore.

I would rather be a Modern Man!

But just WHAT is a Modern Man? Let George Carlin describe one for you. In fact, he was one himself!



"I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"

- George Carlin

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If you meet any of the descriptions above, you are indeed a Modern Man! LULZ!

See you on the Other Side, folks. :)