REJOICE! HAPPIVERSARY TO "YOUTUBE CHORUS"!

I am "CP9Rokushiki"...

HAPPIVERSARY TO "YOUTUBE CHORUS"!

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Take It Easy!

PLAY WITH YOUR "FUN BAGS"!

IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"
LET'S START WITH YOUR "BAGS"
THAT'S RIGHT! GRAB YOUR "BAGS"
IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"

HOLD UP YOUR "FLAG"
DON'T YOU FORGET
YOU CAN WAVE IT IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT
LET'S WAVE OUR "FLAGS"
WAVE! WAVE! WAVE!
LET'S WAVE OUR "FLAGS"

TAKE OUT YOUR "LIGHT STICK"
IT'S TWO OF A KIND (LOLWUT?)
IT'S "INTERACTIVE"
MEANS YOU CAN "JOIN"
JUST PRETEND
OH! OH! OH! IT'S A "DICK" OOOH!

YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO
AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO
YOU WANT TO WET
WET A TISSUE

I PISS "NEWATER"
AND YOU WANT TO DRINK
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE A BIT
I WANT YOUR "BISCUIT"
AND YOU WANT MY "SWEET"
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE THIS "TREAT"

WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
TIME FOR THE "FUN BAGS" SONG
WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
WE LIKE THE "FUN BAGS" SONG

LET'S START WITH YOUR "BAGS"
THAT'S RIGHT! GRAB YOUR "BAGS"
IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"

I PISS "NEWATER"
AND YOU WANT TO DRINK
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE A BIT
I WANT YOUR "BISCUIT"
AND YOU WANT MY "SWEET"
YOU AND ME LET'S SHARE THIS "TREAT"

WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
TIME FOR THE "FUN BAGS" SONG
WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH
WE LIKE THE "FUN BAGS" SONG

LET'S START WITH YOUR "BAGS"
THAT'S RIGHT! GRAB YOUR "BAGS"
IT'S TIME TO "FAP FAP FAP"
ATTACK YOUR "FUN BAGS"

(NOTE: May contain Innuendos)

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Parody (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

K... WHAT THE FUCK Singaporeans?

Today I saw that our "Father of Singapore", Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles, has less Facebook "Likes" than Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew.

I had it up to here with this election bullshit.

I get it that people have different ideologies when it comes to government. If you think a political party will do better than other political parties, so be it. If you think a political party is too smug and needs to be pushed into harder work by knowing that their position is not a given, I cannot argue with you. You unhappy your whatever too expensive, OK fine.

But what I cannot stand is how the elections have shown how horribly ungrateful and thankless Singaporeans are.

No matter what a shitty job a political party is doing now, it remains that a lot of their members have dedicated a big part of their lives to building everything we have today.

It is thanks to them that we are "The Number 1 Most Uncorrupted Country In The WORLD" (with Denmark and New Zealand LOL). We have absurd safety around the island (with Mother Nature's help LOL). Our children are all ensured, at the very least, some education.

So no matter how unhappy you are now, what's with the snide remarks, the insults, the twisting of a political party's words into evil connotations, the yelling during their rallies? Really? Politicalpartysmear? Childish! Just go vote for a political party lah talk so much for what?

Alright enough ranting about a political party versus other political parties. Whatever. Let's agree to disagree.

I'm now talking about Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew VERSUS Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles.

Yes yes he dedicated his whole life to building Singapore to where it is today.

But why should he deserve more Facebook Likes than Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles? I know, Facebook "Likes" don't mean anything. But I'm just IRRATIONALLY annoyed. Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles dedicated his life to building Singapore to where it is today, and this is the thanks he gets from Singaporeans?

That they'd rather pledge loyalty to some political party who has done something for Singapore?

From back in 1817, 194 freaking years ago when he looked like this:



He has founded our country...

He drew up what is now known as the Jackson Plan, and replanned the city according to recommendations of a committee headed by the colony's engineer, Phillip Jackson, which was a segregated plan, giving the best land to the Europeans, yet it was considered remarkably scientific for the time. And even though we are a minute country with no natural resources, he transformed us to one of the most bustling hubs of trade and activity in the world.

Think Singapore is multiethnic? Thank him, he wrote a specific regulation in the constitution which called for the multiethnic population of Singapore to remain as it is, and there shall be no crimes based on being a race, or racial situations would have been even worse.

When Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles was faced with politics, he finally turned back to the natural sciences. He gave a speech regarding the opening of a Malay college in Singapore that heavily involved his observations of his years in Southeast Asia and the importance of both the local and the European languages. Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles personally gave $2000 towards the effort. It worked.

He caused Singaporeans to learn English, which we are now using to criticise EVERYONE's every move.

And throughout his longest tenure in Singapore of only 8 months, he was considered the founder of Singapore nevertheless.

Today he is THIS old man:



If you are so old and your wife died would you still care about your colony's welfare?!

AND YET HOW DO YOU GUYS REPAY HIM?

I don't care how you vote or how you feel towards the government.

But you cannot deny Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles of his contribution to Singapore - So please, SHOW SOME RESPECT.

How shameful and hurtful is it for him to see that Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew has more support from Singaporeans than him?

Support our "Father of Singapore" by clicking LIKE on his Facebook page

Thank you Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles. I am proud to be a Singaporean today because of you.

P/S: Who am I voting for? I DUNNO LOL. But if I were in the Aljunied GRC, I'd vote for any political party because I believe anyone can do an awesome job and will continue to do so. Losing any minister will be a loss to our nation. But you do whatever you want.

P/S: I will delete any comment I want with no rhyme or reason because I only want to see whatever I want to see LOL.

UPDATE: Yes I know Facebook Likes are stupid and Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles's page isn't even official. I know he probably doesn't care about Facebook Likes. BUT. I just BUAY GUM WAN leh!

Why the fucking Facebook Posts all showing off as if this is some kind of WIN for whatever? Fuck please it's not even in Minister Mentor Lee Kwan Yew's Wikipedia page like a trophy (because no one has edited it yet LOL). You know what is BUAY GUM WAN?! 不甘願! 不爽 Let him even have this little victory which he may or may not deserve.

And now Sir Thomas Stamford Bingley Raffles still has less Likes than him, as it should not be. I am disappoint folks!

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(If you have not realised it by now, this is a parody of THIS. Problem?)



OH HI XIAXUE!

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Parody (c) Me (NeoVersion7)

Take It Easy!

ZOINKS! I AM THE STRONGEST SPY!

~NeoVersion7 - AFA X - I AM THE STRONGEST SPY

I AM THE STRONGEST YUKKURI SPY!

IF YOU SAW THIS COSPLAYER DURING "ANIME FESTIVAL ASIA X"...

THEN YOU SAW ME!

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SEE "THE STRONGEST SPY" IN ACTION!



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- My FaceBook Profile: www.facebook.com/MYNeoVersion7

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"Cirno Spy" Cosplay during "Anime Festival Asia X"...

Please let me know if you have seen more Photos of "CIRNO SPY"...

I would like to see them all too!

And let it be known that "CIRNO SPY" THE STRONGEST was none other than ME! So do let your Friends and Family know!

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"Team Fortress 2" Spy (c) Valve Corporation
Cirno Yukkuri (c) Team Shanghai Alice

Take It Easy! ⑨!

Sayonara To The Year 2009... Ohayo To The Year 2010...

It is now 2010...

New Year... New Start... New World...

Old Me?...

Take It Easy!

Raya Time! Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri!

20.09.2009

To all Muslims out there... Online and Offline...

"Selamat Hari Raya! Maaf Zahir dan Batin!"

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That is all... LULZ...

Take It Easy!

Neo Version 7.0 Presents...

Coming Soon...

On 6 June 2009...





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Anyway...



GET DOWN! LULZ!

Take It Easy!

Moving On...

BTW...

Happy 2009 to Everyone! LULZ!

:D

Take It Easy!

LO AND HELLO TO ALL CITIZENS OF THE INTERNET!

BTW...

I am "Still Alive"...

For now...

LULZ!

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National Service is still being an enormous Pain in my Ass. But who the Hell cares?...

Now please spam my Chat Box more... KEKEKE!

Take It Easy!

Kingdom Come Has Come For Me! A Final LULZ!

This will officially be my LAST Blog Entry before I leave Everything I have to do my National Service...

If anything unpleasant happens to me... I will blame National Service. I do not care about what Professionals have to say. Not ALL Men were born to be Soldiers. They can tell you that you are Unique. They can tell you that you are Special. They can tell you that no one else on Earth can be like you. GET REAL!

Men doing National Service is no different from herding a bunch of Cows into a Burger Factory. Not all Cows can be equally fat or healthy. So let us put them through a Routine until they are all equally good enough to make decent Burgers out of them...

Soldiers are Products like those in the War Games that you see all the time. All it takes are Resources and Time to get the Results that you need...

I am not built to be a strong Man and I doubt I will ever become one. I will be pissed off if I ever feel pressured by complete Strangers to become Someone that I am not. Get the Hell off my Case...

I am probably being put at Risk now for even expressing my Opinions about this. Free Speech is a Lie. How the Hell does one even "abuse" Free Speech? It does not even begin to make Sense to me. You either have it or you do not...

The Moment that Someone tells you what you can or cannot say or Someone does Something to you because of Something that you said... It is not because you were abusing Free Speech. You simply DID NOT have ANY Free Speech at all and you were an Idiot for even thinking you had any...

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To lighten up the Mood here before I bid Farewell to all of you... Here is one Final Collection of Bastardised "One Piece" Pages taken from the latest Manga Chapter. Enjoy... :)

NOTE: This is from a Manga. So read this from Right to Left. Top to Bottom. Savvy?...

My Thanks to Eiichiro Oda. Now I will have to do my National Service while wondering what the Hell the next Chapters will bring. I hope that I can find fellow NS Men who like One Piece too... Which is difficult since 90% of all Singaporeans who read Japanese Manga do not know about One Piece...

It is amazing about how underrated One Piece is when compared to Bleach and Naruto. Bleach is dragging on and on with their own Story and Naruto is beginning to be more like Star Wars. Both Bleach and Naruto Animes are experiencing a Storm of Fillers.

What about One Piece Anime? Oh Yes! Still doing Original Content! Oh God! It feels so good to rant about all of this at last! Disagree with me? The Chat Box is there. Feel free to blow your Mind...

Too bad that I will be too busy to read whatever that you have to say! LULZ!

And finally... A nice Video and Song from One Piece...



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Dear Friends... Good Bye and Good Luck...

I will try to return to all of you as soon as possible. I am a Modern Man! Over and Out!

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Signing Off...

Muhammad Yusri Bin Muhammad Yusof (Neo Version 7.0)

Take It Easy!

Just For Laughs... While I Still Can...

I do not like National Service. I am reluctant to do it. I am not going to enjoy a second of it. I still have to do it anyway. That is the price to pay to be born a Male in a small and vunerable country like Singapore.

I would rather be a Modern Man!

But just WHAT is a Modern Man? Let George Carlin describe one for you. In fact, he was one himself!



"I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"

- George Carlin

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If you meet any of the descriptions above, you are indeed a Modern Man! LULZ!

See you on the Other Side, folks. :)

I Know! I Know! The Time Has Come...

The end of August is here. The beginning of September is coming. Also, the Month of Ramadan...

Once again... The time has come for me to make several months of practice finally worth something! The time has come for me to endure another 30 Days of Fasting! ORA ORA ORA! WRYYYYYYYYY! LULZ!

On a religious note, I still remember how much I like this epic Movie:



Ever since I saw "The Ten Commandments" on television many years ago, I became interested in the life story of Moses.

It's funny how some of the people who actually have the courage to submit any kind of religious content online would also feel the need to disable Comments to prevent any kind of religious debates or arguments. LOL WUT?

Now... For something a little different...



George Carlin is a comedic Genius. Sure, he might have gone straight to Hell for all the religious stuff that he joked about while he was still alive... But he is still a comedic Genius. :)

Holy Carp! Why Do Japanese Anime Songs Sound So Good?!...

Hmmm...

When I discovered this Video on YouTube, I was reminded by how much I really like some of the Opening and Ending Songs of various Anime. This Ending Song is for the Anime called "Rozen Maiden"...



The song in this Video is absolutely beautiful. It's a shame that most of the people who watch Anime would often skip the Credits. Especially, if they have seen the exact same Ending Clip over and over again. LULZ!

Gold Medal For Me... Gold Medal For You...

It's both Teacher's Day and Aikido Youth Meet Day. Whatever.

Went back to Teck Whye Secondary School. Apparently, Miss Sharena, my Chemistry teacher no longer works there. Also, one of my former classmates is now a teacher there! He teaches English, Literature and is a part of the Drama Club. He lost his hair and is growing a Beard! That's awesome right there.

I met my Physics Teacher, Design and Tech Teacher, Geography Teachers, Malay Teacher, Maths Teacher and other people. A lot of things have changed in a year. I listened to One Piece Endings on my way out of the school, especially the sad ones, because I wanted to be in a nostalgic mood. So there.

Some things didn't change... Like the AVA Equipment. Seriously, the student performances included a lot of singing. Too bad that I could barely make out the words because of the crappy microphones.

The teachers had delicious cake. They spoke the Teacher's Pledge WITH A DON! And I cheered them on... Even if I was the only one doing it... Really loudly...

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Aikido Meet.

Yeah yeah. I won a Gold Medal in the Team Demonstration Event. Every team including ours had awful planning. Moves and techniques were forgotten on the spot. Actor's failed to be in character when telling a story, which looked more like a Neopets Plot to me. No one did the Barrel Roll so I was sure that RP would win. And we did.

BTW, BARREL ROLL IS MY TERM. YOU RP IDIOTS BETTER CREDIT ME FOR USING THE DAMN TERM. IN FACT, THE TERM ACTUALLY DESCRIBES SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT ON THE INTERNET BUT SINCE NO ONE CARES, I WIN. LOLOLOL!

Aikido Medals is an Oxymoron.

Now have this...



MOM I'M ON THE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! WTFBOOOOOOOOOM!

Fuck! A Lot Of People Forgot About Me...

If I was born on this day, my Birthdate would read "28/08/1988"

That would be so cool. Unfortunately, I'm genetically made to become an impatient freak so I left a day early. Goddommot!

Those who sent me gifts and wished me a Happy Birthday, you WIN! If you don't, then BLAH LAH! :< BTW... I think this video is cool.

EVERYONE! IT IS MY BORNDAY! ALERT THE MEDIA!...

IT IS MY BORNDAY!

I AM 20 YEARS OLD!

THAT IS 2 DECADES!

NOW HAVE A MEME!


~NeoVersion7 - Nyu's Art Meme - Neo Style

Take It Easy!

Come On... Why Does It Have To Be This Way?...

Monday... Will be my LAST FORMAL AIKIDO SESSION!

Goddamnit I'm missing you guys already! Aikido is the only reason I keep coming back to Republic Poly. I may be late most of the time but at least I arrived anyway!

If any of you are reading this before today's training... Here's what I ask for...

PARTNER ME RIGHTAWAY... AND LET ME WHACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU... I WANT TO GO ALL OUT...

I wonder if I should spar with Zoom...I haven't had a decent Taekwondo-style spar in a long long time... Sigh...

Hey, maybe after Aikido I should Randori all the 2nd Years... To my heart's content... LOLOLOL!

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I'm tempted to cry a little but I'll hold back... Save the tears for next month when I will be away from ALL OF YOU... Doing my NS... Goddamnit...

Beijing... Good Job On The Olympics...

Tonight, the Olympics will end... And in 4 years time, it will be London's turn... Cheerio!...

I'm going to miss those FUWA Mascots... They were so adorable! I'll add some videos for you to see later on... Right now... I'm feeling lazy and I have tons of stuff to draw...

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BRB...

AWESOME IS HOW I SHOULD START THIS!...

I've been looking at some Videos of OTAKON and once again, I feel a strong sense of Envy at all the fun the event looks to me...

I know that there are several other events all over America at different times of the year but for some reason, OTAKON just seems more "interesting" to me...

I can see that everyone has fun. You don't see people going around saying, "UR COSPLAY SUCKS LOLOL" and whenever someone cosplays as PEDOBEAR or the COMPANION CUBE, you can guarantee that a lot of people will get the Joke and would simply have fun.

That's what I feel Cosplay should be about. Fun! Sure you can do your best and have the greatest costume of all time but for me, then fun lies in being the character that you cosplay. Which is why I like being Luffy. His character is easy to mimic and it's really fun being him. Which reminds me...

Otakon is an example of an event where you can find cosplayers of almost every popular something in the world. I still believe that there will be a day where Singapore Events would have more ONE PIECE cosplayers. Dammit. Some people would come up with the statement, "ONE PIECE CHARACTERS WEAR SIMPLE CLOTHES LOLOLOL". That is simply proof that EIICHIRO ODA is a genius. You don't need fancy clothes to make a character appealing! What truly makes a character unique in any story is his personality. Some people tend to focus excessively on how their characters looks instead of thinking about what his personality is. I admit that even I used to think that way but I don't anymore. Now I see reason to put as much character development into my own Original Characters. I would spend hours thinking about their History, Abilities, Strengths, Flaws, Likes, Dislikes. Even when it comes to NAMING a character, I would be willing to do research to find the best name I can think of. I won't resort to "OK I'LL CALL IT THIS NAME CUZ IT SOUNDS COOL LOLZ" unless I am running short of time. Eiichiro Oda of One Piece shows that no matter what his characters wear, what really makes them shine is their personalities. If you have read One Piece and realise how much of a GENIUS Oda is, you probably would agree with me. LULZ! :D

Still, I have no right to tell other people how to Cosplay and I would like the same attitude towards me when I decide to cosplay.

Right... I'm just rambling a load of nonsense. Where was I? Oh yes... OTAKON!

Here's one of the many videos that you can find on YouTube...



I still think Otakon is awesome... And so are the other events in America... These guys know how to Party Hard...

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Also, Otakon had a 4CHAN Panel a long time ago... So if you are a 4Channer and have never seen Otakon before, then watch this...



If you don't know what 4Chan is... Then LURK MOAR!...

It would be cool to be in OTAKON someday... But since I'm not used to Overseas Travelling and staying in a foreign country for a few days, it probably won't happen for a really long time...

I hope I get to see what Otakon 2009 has to offer... :)

I simply love events where people come together and have fun. I'm not much of an "Outdoors Person" but I yearn for chances to have as much fun with my Friends as possible. As much as I hate how I look in photos, seeing my friends having a good time in their own photos without me in it kind of makes me sad. Envy is a dangerous sin for me and I'm probably guilty of it many times...

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Uggh... Why am I baring my soul like this?! I'm not used to this kind of thing! ARRRGH!

Zoinks! All My Titles Have A Pattern To Them!...

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned about how I choose to write my Post Titles... Oh well...

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My house is going through some renovations at the moment. Both Bathrooms and the Kitchen are affected. While one of the Bathrooms is being done, everyone in the house can use the other one.

It's weird having the Fridge about a metre away from my Workdesk. It's sitting around in the middle of the Living Room and I only need to take a few steps to get to it.It's just PLAIN WEIRD! The Microwave Oven is sitting outside my Bedroom and it feels as if HALF our House has been rendered unuseable... LULZ!

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Also, Taekwondo FTW... :P